Fresh from the clinic

Botox Cat

A glossy pink cat with a perfectly smooth face
I have never looked better, and I can no longer frown.
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Botox Cat taking a mirror selfie in a luxury bathroom

Reviews. All mine.

"The doctor said we should stop. So I found a new doctor."

me, five stars

"I take about forty of these a day. Every single one is my good side now."

also me, five stars

"People ask if it moves. It does not. Perfection should not move."

still me, five stars